bad idea: christmas dinosaur

ok. so we had a contest at work for our christmas
party. tacky sweaters. i went...retarded.
i had a mental image of a candycane striped dinosaur frill...sigh

best shows the length. the candycane bit is about 20".

it hurts to wear. where it meets my forehead feels like a
headache after five minutes. the wires that run to the back were cut
too short . i couldn't sit. D frikin batteries to boot.

it's made of card board, burlap, and matt board covered
in caulk . the lower half of the flap is canvas

i used pieces of a wreath for the furry feathery bits. i hate what i did with the forehead
below the wreathy part. it was a dud. did not debut at party